Friday, August 24, 2007

Thoonk Good Oots Frooodooo!


I love Friday for many reasons....


Casual Fridays, Summer Half day at work Fridays, and most importantly New Intervention on A&E Fridays!


Jesus I love intervention.
Christ I love intervention.
Only son of the father I LOVE intervention.


I'm feeling very creative these days I just might have to make a baby.
Just kidding.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Summertime...ewwww's



Okay I'll say it.
It's August, it's hot, people are carrying around ICED coffee's.
There are sundresses, flip flops, booty shorts and pedicures.
So Please
Please
Please

Take a Fucking shower you STINK!
I don't give two good solid shits if you've got papers, I don't care if you swam here (clearly NOT recently)
I don't care if you have to peel off that nasty fucking smatka you've been wearing for the last 5 days.

Take a Fucking Shower YOU STINK!!!
You're in this country to have a "better life?" Well it starts with a nice hot shower. (and soap)
EVERYDAY!!

Some might say "ooooh why do you care, it doesn't effect you."
P to the S...it does!
I may not be bruised from it, but you are causing me mental anguish which makes me not want to leave the house which could get me fired! How about that?

And on one final note if you're offended...I AM TALKING TO YOU,
PROCEED TO THE NEAREST SHOWER you FUCKING STINK!!!